DREAM: I see complexly designed trucks moving from one point to another. I see one truck go behind a side of a mountain, but I can see through the mountain side for some reason. Seeing a woman off in the distance, I try to get over to her and barely manage to bypass a truck going by. I start kissing the woman but I realize it’s an older woman and it felt like I was kissing a shoe. Later, getting in a turn lane that is too small to fit a car. I am in the lane on foot. Later, a crab throws something at around the same time I do. Later, I am walking up to L.C.’s house, and I end up falling, almost breaking an ornate glass with orange juice (???) in it. I start singing a song about being stupid as I walk into the house and I feel that I am probably making a mistake by singing it. L.C. wants me to enter a contest with my web site. I find out later that he wants me to enter it so I lose out on a future opportunity of some kind. Later, I go to turn off what appears to be a phone. However, it belongs to L.C. and it’s actually running windows to operate some kind of video game. He lets me know the device does not need to be turned off. Later, a video game scene where a character walks into a tower of a castle. Futuristic looking.

DREAM: Some kind of video game involving heaven. At one point, there are two trains off in the distance (but not too far away.) The first train looks aerodynamic and sleek. The second train just looks bad for some reason. The bad train is the one Jesus made. I make a comment about how Jesus made a worse train than the other one that was not made by him. Then later, I say I do not believe in Jesus. Then the presentation style worsens and I end up in a muddy area where someone had written some unknown writings in the mud. Later, I am talking to someone who is lying down. A car pulls up and their headlight hits the back of the person’s head. A large square shape of grass is attached to the front of the vehicle. The person I was talking to disappears. The person in the car says they need with help with something. I tell them: “Maybe your fake ass God can help you.” At this point, I run away and start talking to some people who are wondering why I am running away. I start to explain the situation until the same person from the car before shows up with a weapon. I try to escape but my leg is caught in something and the person is lowering their weapon onto my leg. I wake up soon after.

DREAM: Someone is writing an essay. Soon, a profile of this person comes up. He appears to be a mulatto. He has miniature tree stumps with brown hair on them in a strange pattern growing on his hands. Later, a scene of people coming up to the surface in some kind of transparent film. Apparently, the person that wrote the essay has strong ties to other people in the school and giving him a bad grade would rally his people against the school.

DREAM: I receive a wrapped gift from my cousin D.M. I open it up and it turns out to be a Nintendo DS (although it does not look anything like any game system I’ve seen.) Along with the game system, it comes with a lot of games. I give D.M. a light hug for the kind gesture. I try setting up my avatar for the game system and the avatar looks like a strange old man. I think to myself that women are not going to look at my avatar favorably when they see it, so I attempt to change it to make it look better. I, however, end up not having much luck on that front. Later, someone is inspecting my music set up. Someone says the notes are in the wrong order. I try adjusting it myself and I do not remember what the outcome is. I vaguely remember them saying the way I set it up is incorrect. Later, trying to locate S.L. I come up to someone’s house who knows S.L. and they say she left to go start a small radio station with her father. I am convinced I will never find her at this point.

DREAM: Showing off an expensive house to someone. The water fountain squirts a large amount of water and I have to turn it off. I reason to myself that this will be a selling point for the house. A woman that has blown herself up like a balloon comes in and I start pressing myself against her. I soon find a needle to stick into the balloon portion of her suit and her suit then deflates. At another point, either before or after, I am making arts and crafts and I come up with a printing-pressed twenty dollar bill in a hexagon formation. Later, trying to get a piece of art made. While I am doing this, I am driving a black car. I try to hit the brakes on the car and I nearly run into someone in front of me. After hitting one of the brakes, an unwanted piece of art work comes forth (the brake had a mechanism for producing art pieces.) I try to put the finishing touches on an art piece that says: The Fall of Western Civilization. The font used is a strange handwriting style.

DREAM: Looking at a map and looking for some kind of deformed monster or something like that. Eventually, I see a fence that seems to have lava-coloring on the other side. I walk along the edge of the fence until I reach an opening on the side. I fall through this metal opening and I walk through a tunnel. When I reach the end of the tunnel, a giant woman in a giant kid’s vehicle (with no top) is just sitting in an idling position. She walks towards me as someone is slinging insults about her. I tell the people that they have to be nice to her as I try to walk her to a near-by couch.

DREAM: Apparently, statisticians cannot guess what I am going to do next. Time travelers are jumping in and out of the scene to try to get a handle on my behavior. At some point, someone hands me a shot-gun and I end up walking a large distance with the shot-gun in my hands and then I throw it off a ledge. Later, rollerskating toward a wall, but I end up not running into it. Downloading an European (or Russian) song designed to make you hit a wall (???). Someone asks to see my phone after I downloaded the song and there’s some kind of device on the camera. I tell the person they can see whatever they want on my phone but they cannot take the phone. The song I downloaded starts playing on my phone (very loud) and I try to roller skate faster so as to outrun the Doppler effect of the song that I am thinking is supposed to do something dangerous if you don’t speed up to catch up with it.

DREAM: I am looking at some documentation indicating that an old man has a heart condition of some kind. Later, taking a boat out with L.C. (my ex-girlfriend.) I tell L.C. I want to go to a scenic area. I open up a door that leads to the lake and the door handle is very ornate looking. I barely close the door and I worry that someone might be able to follow us to the lake if the door is hanging open like that. We make it to the lake and I end up hearing what I thought was her voice, as we have just gotten separated. I end up following the voice and I end up being amongst some younger kids, who are also out there. Apparently, I mistook the kid’s voices for her voice. I don’t remember if I actually am able to find her after this and I wake up soon after.

DREAM: A Foo Fighters group gathering. At first it seems benign enough. A group of people getting together in some sort of darkened facility that has what appear to be video game consoles. Later, the facility ends up turning into a space ship that leaves the premises. I don’t want to leave and I end up calling my parents to come pick me up. Eventually, they show up and we try to leave in the silver Subaru. However, the space ship ends up commandeering the car and leads us through a strange area where the car has to leap over large fences to get out. When I get to my house, everything looks different than normal and I become convinced that we are still inside the space ship. I try playing GTA on my video game console in the house and it looks different than usual. Apparently, everything has been turned into something different. I say something about making a U-turn and the space ship ends up going under water. There, I can see the platform where the group gathering originally took place. Waking up soon after.

DREAM: Going to a difficult school. At one point, I am near a kitten that is clawing on me. Later, I am taken by my mother to see a special baby that can diagnose and treat functionality problems. (Apparently, I cannot function as well as I should.) I am waiting in line and I can see the baby, but for some reason I cannot actually see her to improve my functioning. Later, I approach an Asian person that smokes marijuana. He has a portfolio on his computer of his work and I ask him to show it to me. He gets on his computer and opens up one of the files on his desktop. Then I see some kind of video game play-out that is automatically occurring like a replay. It shows people trying to obtain barrels inside of a storage room. The barrels end up merging the contents into one another. For example, there were what looked like M&M’s in one barrel and something else in another barrel. Then the contents of the two barrels was inside the other. Later, playing on some kind of sports team with black outfits. Everyone was eerily respectful to each other and nobody was making fun of anyone else. I felt like I could be targeted but nobody ends up making fun of me.